“It’s a lot to take in, isn’t it?”

“I… just… you better not be fucking with me.”

“If that’s what you think, then yes... I’m fucking with you.”

“What!!?!”

“I already told you, keep your voice down.” He sighed. “Look, I honestly couldn’t give a bwap’s ass what you believe, but this I will say: don’t ever repeat any of this. Not to anyone. Not ever. If you want to think it’s all bullshit, you be my guest. I can only lead you to the truth. Whether or not you believe it is up to you.”